• Dad jokes

    From Sean Dennis@618:618/10 to All on Sun Jan 24 20:25:40 2021
    Hi, everyone.

    Fair warning: I bought a 200+ page book full of nothing but bad jokes and puns.

    I may unleash them on you at any time with or without warning. XD

    Later,
    Sean

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  • From Brian Klauss@618:300/38 to Sean Dennis on Sun Jan 24 19:58:00 2021
    Re: Dad jokes
    By: Sean Dennis to All on Sun Jan 24 2021 08:25 pm

    Fair warning: I bought a 200+ page book full of nothing but bad jokes and puns.

    I may unleash them on you at any time with or without warning. XD

    I love great "Dad" jokes. My wife and children spend more time rolling their eyes than do anything else.

    My youngest daughter bought me a "Dad Joke" book this past Christmas. I plan on reading the whole thing and share a few.

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  • From Deon George@618:510/2 to Sean Dennis on Mon Jan 25 14:50:43 2021
    Re: Dad jokes
    By: Sean Dennis to All on Sun Jan 24 2021 08:25 pm

    Fair warning: I bought a 200+ page book full of nothing but bad jokes and puns.
    I may unleash them on you at any time with or without warning. XD

    Awesome. I need more to use on the kids...

    ...oEoN

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  • From Arelor@618:250/24 to Sean Dennis on Mon Jan 25 02:24:13 2021
    Re: Dad jokes
    By: Sean Dennis to All on Sun Jan 24 2021 08:25 pm

    Hi, everyone.

    Fair warning: I bought a 200+ page book full of nothing but bad jokes and pu

    I may unleash them on you at any time with or without warning. XD

    Later,
    Sean

    Your cruelty is mindblowing.

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  • From August Abolins@618:510/1.1 to Deon George on Tue Jan 26 08:55:00 2021
    Hello Deon!

    ** On Monday 25.01.21 - 14:50, Deon George wrote to Sean Dennis:

    Fair warning: I bought a 200+ page book full of nothing but bad jokes
    and puns. I may unleash them on you at any time with or without warning.
    XD

    Awesome. I need more to use on the kids...

    Every once in a while, a few good candidates show up in the
    TAGLINES echo:

    On this day...
    Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears

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  • From Nelgin@618:250/19 to August Abolins on Tue Jan 26 14:00:54 2021
    August wrote:
    Hello Deon!

    ** On Monday 25.01.21 - 14:50, Deon George wrote to Sean Dennis:

    Fair warning: I bought a 200+ page book full of nothing but bad jokes
    and puns. I may unleash them on you at any time with or without warning.
    XD

    Awesome. I need more to use on the kids...

    Every once in a while, a few good candidates show up in the
    TAGLINES echo:

    On this day...
    Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears

    Last year I got my son a book, 365 days of Dad Jokes. He read one every night. Most of them I heard before. Some are terrible.
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  • From Deon George@618:510/2 to August Abolins on Wed Jan 27 08:41:06 2021
    Re: Dad jokes
    By: August Abolins to Deon George on Tue Jan 26 2021 08:55 am

    Every once in a while, a few good candidates show up in the
    TAGLINES echo:
    On this day...
    Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears

    Yes, I do chuckle when I see some of the tag lines - some are really good. :)

    ...oEoN

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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to August Abolins on Wed Jan 27 11:52:00 2021
    August,

    On this day...
    Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears

    I just want to know what happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?? <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to Sean Dennis on Wed Jan 27 11:53:00 2021
    Sean,

    Fair warning: I bought a 200+ page book full of nothing but bad jokes
    and puns.

    I may unleash them on you at any time with or without warning. XD

    Be gutsy, and in a nether mood, and do it. <G>

    Besides, we can't throw literal tomatoes at you, like the groundlings
    of Shakespeare's Elizabethan Theatre did. :P

    Daryl

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  • From August Abolins@618:250/1.9 to Nelgin on Mon Feb 1 22:58:00 2021
    Hello Nelgin!

    ** On Tuesday 26.01.21 - 14:00, Nelgin wrote to August Abolins:

    Last year I got my son a book, 365 days of Dad Jokes. He
    read one every night. Most of them I heard before. Some are
    terrible.

    How does this one qualify?

    URL: https://susepaste.org/43946802


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